There was twa wives, and twa witty wives, As e'er play'd houghmagandie, And they coost oot, upon a time, Out o'er a drink o brandy; Up Maggie rose, and forth she goes, And she leaves auld Mary ...

It's five o’clock somewhere, and at the TWA Hotel’s Sunken Lounge, it’s also 1965, approximately. There are attempts to make airports more pleasant, and then there are $265 million attempts ...