The important part? The buyer rates the shoes five stars out of five: "Great shoes." As a wearer of those other alien-inspired basketball shoes from Nike and Wembanyama, I can tell you those shoes are ...

Tinx, Alex Consani, Martha Hunt, Lila Moss, and professional football players Sam Hartman and Elliot Donald joined the fun.

The rumors are true: Lila Moss has retired her beloved Adidas Sambas in favor of a mysterious new It sneaker. Frankly, I didn't quite believe it myself until I spotted her wearing them out and about ...