Our funny retirement quotes make light of the end of someone's working life and joke about their newly found freedom. So if ...

The funny tweet comes shortly after the former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback quipped that he has to "get good at" retirement. During a Feb. 7 episode of his SiriusXM podcast Let's Go!

Beau Allen/Twitter Jason Kelce only announced his retirement from professional football a week ago, but as one friend jokes, he's already found a side gig! While trying to get a ride to a sports ...